Wednesday, December 23, 2009

A few favorite Christmas Quotes

See if you can guess which movies these quotes come from:

1] "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."

2] "I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic."

3] "Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your 'Channel' Number 5, just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can."

4] "What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?"

5] "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."


  1. Home Alone is #1, and #5 is It's a Wonderful Life. I'm blank on the others, because I'm lame.

  2. Answers:
    1] Home Alone
    2] Christmas Vacation
    3] Earnest Saves Christmas
    4] Elf
    5] It's a Wonderful Life